blonde joke November 29, 2004, 07:14:16 PM two blonde chicks laying on the beach at night.one looks up and at the moon.she asks the other blonde , do you think florida is closer to us than the moon? second blonde slaps first blonde in the forehead and says......stupid!!!!!!!!!!!! you cant see florida from here Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #1 – November 29, 2004, 07:22:05 PM How did the blond break her arm raking leaves?? :dunno: She fell out of the tree. Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #2 – November 29, 2004, 07:31:51 PM How does a blonde turn off the light? She close the car's door Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #3 – November 29, 2004, 07:38:14 PM What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?In the morning a rooster says, "pen 15'll-doodl-doooo" while a blonde says, "Any-pen 15'll-doooo." Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #4 – November 29, 2004, 07:48:11 PM were in trouble when aimee sees this :eek: :eek: Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #5 – November 29, 2004, 07:53:22 PM Here's the last one before the crusification... Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball :ies: :grinno: :giggle: Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #6 – November 29, 2004, 07:59:22 PM bada bing bada boom..... :) you did it ,, not me i dont see her logged on right now so were safe ,,,,,,, for now Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #7 – November 29, 2004, 10:17:15 PM Doh! Run fer the hills!*I've got the popcorn, who's got the salt?* Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #8 – November 29, 2004, 10:24:57 PM i gotta feeling there's 'nother blonde in the wings waitin' to strike... nice knowing ya guy's!!! Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #9 – November 30, 2004, 12:53:21 AM a blonde and brunette are walking down a sidewalk brunette looks down says"ah look at the dead bird"blondes looks up says "where i don't see it" Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #10 – November 30, 2004, 12:56:33 AM Quote from: nirvanagodi gotta feeling there's 'nother blonde in the wings waitin' to strike... nice knowing ya guy's!!!Who? Crystal?She seems to take this joking around pretty well. Although, a couple of these jokes.. :shakehead Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #11 – November 30, 2004, 01:02:19 AM How does a blonde get more leg room?-she opens up the moonroof Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #12 – November 30, 2004, 02:13:56 AM How do you drown a blonde?Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool! :brick: Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #13 – November 30, 2004, 07:28:33 AM Do you guys hoenestly think I'd be upset over this?! Yep, you've all lost it if that's the case...-------------------------------------Why do blondes have bruises around their belly button? Because there are blond guys, too. ------------------------------------The blonde was broke and desparate. She knocked on the doorof a doctor's house and said she needed money and would bewilling to work for it. The doctor asked if she would bewilling to paint his porch. He would give her $50 to do it. The blonde said that would be fine. The doctor's wife saidthe blonde must be really dumb to do such a big job for only$50. "Does she realize that the porch goes all the wayaround the house?" the wife asked. "I guess so," the doctortold his wife. A few minutes later, the blonde knocked on thedoor. "All done," she said, "and by the way, it's not aporch, it's a Ferrari." Quote Selected
Re: blonde joke Reply #14 – November 30, 2004, 10:16:57 AM I've heard that one before, Crystal. And it still hurts! Down to the core! :disappoin Quote Selected
nice knowing ya guy's!!!
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