New product registration card (New Washer)
Reply #1 –
Good lookin' out 
Every month, just like it's a bill, I get in the mail an offer from DirecTV to get a subscription.
I've called 'em twice, and (once) mailed back in their own envelope a handwritten letter to please stop sending me their stuff and save a tree or 2. But they still do. They also send the same thing in my grandfather's name, he's been gone since 2007, and last lived here in '03.
Thinking it's time to step up to the next level.
If I wanted satellite service I would've gotten it long ago.
Save trees, time, and money, and leave me alone! 
Vigilance is key
:D