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My sister's got the clap...

...The internet clap, anyway. She called me freaking out 'cuz her computer's got a virus. Looks like my Sunday has been booked :shakeass:
2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣

My sister's got the clap...

Reply #1
Tell your sis that she shouldn't let her little slut of a putter out so it can't w around and then it won't get the clap. First off get AVP installed and that should take care of it.
84 Turbo coupe 2.3T Modded with 88 upper and lower intake, 88 injectors, E6 manifold, T3-4 AR.60 turbo, 31X12X3 FMIC, Homemade MBC , Greddy knock off BPV.
4 eyes see better than 2! 
Da Bird!

FreeBird

 

My sister's got the clap...

Reply #2
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My sister's got the clap...
Sorry about that.....

And dont you mean AVG???
1980 birds X 3, 1982 bird, 1984 XR7, 1988 TC

My sister's got the clap...

Reply #3
hell, i like you. you can come over to my house and f*** my sister.


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84 TC 302 -5.0L/t5/7.5 locking rear and a 3.45 gear, Edelbrock Intake, Aluminum Heads, Edlebrock 65mm Throttlebody, Edlebrock Cam, 24lb injectors & MAS Air Sensor calibrated via chip,  BBK headers, Catback H pipe, Magnaflow lers :evilgrin:
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My sister's got the clap...

Reply #4
Nope I mean AVP. Anti Virus Personal. This is different than AVG. Yes it is a freeware as long as it is for personal use.  here is a link to there site.  http://www.free-av.com/
84 Turbo coupe 2.3T Modded with 88 upper and lower intake, 88 injectors, E6 manifold, T3-4 AR.60 turbo, 31X12X3 FMIC, Homemade MBC , Greddy knock off BPV.
4 eyes see better than 2! 
Da Bird!

FreeBird

My sister's got the clap...

Reply #5
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you can come over to my house and f*** my sister.

face?
fear?
feed?
fete?
film?
find?
fire?
flay?
flee?
flog?
foil?
free?
fund?
Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

1988 5.0 Bird, mostly stock, partly not, now gone to T-Bird heaven.
1990 Volvo 740GL. 114 tire-shredding horsies, baby!

My sister's got the clap...

Reply #6
Film??!!  lol! :grinno:
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