Card table for sale.
One leg missing, top badly damaged.
$1 OBO.
Seriously?...
Nah... It's a joke I stole from "The Simpsons."
I was hoping to get some jokesters in here. I'm just trying to keep people on their toes.
:D
Dang, I wanted it, too. :D
Local Police Docket (Real): "Police recieved a call of a breaking and entering at a Spring St. residence. The only thing reported missing was an antique table leg."
Your post just made me think of that.
I once read a news story where somebody was arrested for throwing a potato at somebody else.
I wish I could have been there.
Now that would've been fun to see. "I'm being arrested for what?" C'mon, I mean, really. How lethal is a potato?