gotta have someone with you to tell this joke properly.
baby in nursery being held by nurse.
baby says are you my daddy?
nuse- no im the nurse who takes care of you while your here.
baby gets handed to another nurse
baby says- are you my daddy?
nurse- no, i helped get you out of your mommy
baby gets handed to the doctor
baby-are you my daddy?
doctor-no, i helped you into the world
baby gets handed to mommy
baby-are you my daddy?
mom-no , im your mommy.
baby gets handed to dad
baby-are you my daddy
dad-yes but why do you ask
**poke your index finger in the forehead of your friend and repeat what the baby says..............
baby says -- :mad: CAUSE I DONT LIKE THIS :mad:
I dont get his one... :screwy:
first off,, you probably have to be a dad to understand,,
second,, you have to actually tell it to a friend and follow the instructions.
i have an idea,, go tell any dad you know of ,, but follow the instructions with the punch line.
:giggle:
I'm not a parent, yet it makes complete sense. I'm glad newborns can't speak
You should put all of your jokes into one thread...
Nice try.... i think i'll abstain..... :giggle:
:spit: :laughing: :laughing: :slap:
triplets in a whoom talking amungst them selves, when one asks the rest what they want to be when they grow up and y.
first one says he wants to be a doctor so he can cure all the worlds sickness
second says a lawyer so he can bring justice to the world.
the first 2 look at the third and ask what he wants to be.
he says a hunter,the other 2 ask y a hunter.so he says, so i can have a big gun and shoot that red headed prick that comes in here ever night