The only two people to get onto a life boat and escape are a couple of Irishmen. They are floating around in the middle of the ocean with no food, no potable water, and no idea where they are for a couple of days when something shiny floats by the boat. One of the Irishmen grabs the shiny thing out of the water and it turns out to be a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie pops out and says:
"You have freed me from the lamp and in return I grant you both one wish."
One of the Irishmen immediately blurts out "I wish that the entire sea were made of Guinness!"
So 'Poof!', the entire ocean is replaced instantly with Guinness and the genie and his lamp disappear too. Disgusted, the second Irishman turns to the first and says "Dammit Seamus, do you realize what ye done? Now we'll have to piss in the boat!"
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