I have to wrap a package I need to send off with some parts for a Bud! What to do? Kinda board and have lot of funny ideas just bouncing around. So why not! Messin with the Postage Person! Sounds like fun to me! So this is what I had in mind.
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All that and find out it is cheaper to use there BOX! LOL I guess that is how the turd rolls! hope he has a laugh when he gets his parts.
When I was working my way through college, I loaded trucks for UPS. I still remember two boxes that came through. Somebody had marked them "delicate" or "fragile". No biggie, not that I wouldn't have been careful anyway, but he(?) did something else, very smart. Somebody had drawn a couple of pictures on the sides, using markers, of women in erotic undies, think 40's pinup girls with more leather. Let me tell you, those boxes got special treatment all the way through the building.
That said, your pics gave me an idea. Write everything backwards, ie mirror image, to simulate that the package was wrapped inside out.