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New member regretfully posts that his car has been stolen by someone with a fake ID that took a permanent test drive. Describes vehicle and thief.
-Thief encounters another forum member at Chinook mall, member recognizes stolen vehicle as described in this post. Snaps pictures, posts on beyond. Even in a city of 1 million people, thief is spotted within hours due to internet exposure
-Thief is found on facebook using said pictures, recognized by multiple members
-Full name, address, and workplace is found via facebook
-Multiple forum members drive to known address at 2:30am, car is parked outside. Dude peeks out the window, sees posse, gets scared.
-Car disappears at some point.
-Another member drives by later, finds car. Boxes car in, calls cops, calls rightful owner
-Hilarity ensues
-Cops show up 2 hours later, pictures and youtube video posted of stolen car, and Dr. Claw the fail car thief getting arrested
-Car is now safe at home, back up for sale, with a new test drive policy. Bonus: Thief leaves $22 in change, and a shiznitty tosssta hat.

Taken from AZAWD.org

"Well today I was enjoying my self going to autozone to get some bulbs for the trailer. If you remember the kid who drilled holes into his car for the wing that was installed backwards and missmatched from the spoted ***** thread. Here is his latest creation. It is a flexipipe header with a home depot air ducting collector. Yes he is seriously going to put this on his camry. When he showed it to me I could not stop laughing to the point where I could not breathe. This somone should photoshop this into an EPIC FAIL or motivational poster."

I would have bothered to make a collector that actually...like....SEALED the joint there haha.

Epic phale.  Just like that one guy who claimed the racer dude wasn't really him, and he then replied with pictures of him in front of the shop, going in the shop, walking thru the shop, and on and on, til he welds the first guys name on a piece of steel, hilarious.  This one about tops that.

Thats a funny story 1/4 mile in 13.2 WOW to bad those kids have never heard of the Muscle Car Era or a Mustang Boss 429.

nice next just re-route the exhaust in there and your set!

OMG  stole my idea!!!! LOL If I could weld Ida done it already but I can't. The straight-8 in the buick has a sound all it's own because of the SINGLE manifold. It's....kind of underwhelming. Im NOT complaining...but were it easy to do and cheap I'd do it to get that real 8 sound out of it. I had thought of doing that to split the cylinders into two headers. It would be rather period-correct because of the flex pipe (a la auburn speedster), and obviously flow wouldnt be a goal, just the sound modification.
 
That and I would have bothered to make a collector that actually...like....SEALED the joint there haha.

i was hoping to see a more explosive outcome.  We didnt get to see the engine grenading itself thats for sure.

Oh my.........................................................

http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101

(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/711/cimg9154nc7.jpg)

(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9208/cimg9243wa0.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSl5zSlZzpM

http://www.youtube.com/user/synchronicus

30" are a little crazy but still doesnt look horrible.

oh geez i almost pissed my pants when i saw that.  then i was like...why does someone in high school need an iphone???

jeez i didnt get my first phone till after i was out of school, and then i paid for it myself.  i got the cheapie.



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well i was at the street races a few weeks ago and i was racing when i started to slow down and got to about 90 i got pulled over...after everything and about an hour later i got a ticket for going to SLOW lol he wrote down doing 40mph in a 55 lol but the speed limit was 50mph on that road lol can i fight that , it was a 250$ ticket for going to slow wtf

Disclaimer - this is assuming you were the moron racing on John Young past Walmart (near the roadside crosses where those 3 girls were killed in a street racing crash). If not, then I had someone just as idiotic do the same thing.

You just don't understand a break when I give you one. Please take me to court so I can print this out and show the judge.

(near the roadside crosses where those 3 girls were killed in a street racing crash)

What I find most disturbing about a lot of this is the guy get's 49 pages of  for being an idiot for "posting" that.. How big the ticket would have been, they could have impounded his car, etc. etc...Yes he is an idiot, However it seem little attention is paid (I read about 22 pages) to what I feel is the most important comment the Officer M_Davis makes...



THERE is his real stupidity, Those are somebody's daughters! I have a daughter... I couldn’t even begin to imagine what their parent, siblings, grandparents, friends went through. I wonder if they would think this is all that amusing?

Sorry to sound like raining on everybody's parade... but that's the real tragedy in this story.

People in their late teens and 20's don't like to think about their mortality....

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/996560261.html

I see these types of cars around where i live all the time - Cheetos, M&M's Skittles, you name it. I dont understand it. Its retarded.

http://www.cardomain.com/member_pages/show_image.pl?bg=FFFFFF&image=http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/4783/4841/24457420003_large.jpg (http://"http://http://www.cardomain.com/member_pages/show_image.pl?bg=FFFFFF&image=http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/2/4783/4841/24457420003_large.jpg")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ3Oz5JVKs&eurl=http://failblog.org/page/3/&feature=player_embedded

Verizon Phale

Alright, after reading a ton of threads on welding up gears for extra traction, i went ahead and welded mine up.


I put the third back in and went to pull out of my garage, and I just roasted my clutch. I figured that maybe there was some slag left in the bearing, so i dropped it in 4lo and lo and behold something broke loose.
MY shagING DRIVE LINE.

I'm really pissed at all this BS talk. I welded my junk really wel. And now my driveline is twisted up like a  pretzel.

You are all a bunch of shiznit talkin Jerks.

What the hell did you all do differently

(http://inlinethumb11.webshots.com/43978/2059412130104836601S425x425Q85.jpg)

lol follow that thread down.. and there is a nice tat of a Vtec, Mustang, and a tachometer with 8000 RPM on it twice lol!

Still up in the air about UPR though

UPR can eat my ass.

Constantly copying other designs and selling them as their own. Not as bad as Granatelli though.

but in China stealing designs is perfectly legal so they get away with it. Ridiculous

UPR can eat my ass.

Constantly copying other designs and selling them as their own. Not as bad as Granatelli though.

"No power" ('03 Jetta TDI 91k mi.)
   And no wonder. The base of the throttle body (and the intake manifold too) almost completely clogged with diesel residue. We did this same car 3 yrs ago. Stupid design.

but i found a 1995 front header pannel with the lights and everything at a salvage yard. the lights where totally diffrent

Is that any way to welcome some one new? we've all done things we regret. and now he's asking for help.

Is that any way to welcome some one new? we've all done things we regret. and now he's asking for help.

then this whole thread probably shouldn't exist. we all make mistakes and we are all left open to scrutiny of others. that's life.

The difference is, this person is also asking for our help. and it makes us look like we shouldn't be bothered to help him with a problem. I joined here because it wasn't like the other car places on the net. I just think that new members deserve an equal chance when joining here, just like I was given with my rust bucket Cougar.

then this whole thread probably shouldn't exist. we all make mistakes and we are all left open to scrutiny of others. that's life.

If you act like that (point and laugh) in real life, you're just an asshole. No lulz in real life.

Ok guys, 'nuff of this stuff. "Back to the funnies". Here is a guy who seems really full of himself, and on top of that, loves vans.....

http://www.theincrediblespammuseum.com/asianprince213/The_Asian_Prince_upgraded_vans.pdf (http://"http://www.theincrediblespammuseum.com/asianprince213/The_Asian_Prince_upgraded_vans.pdf")

SCOTTSBLUFF, Neb. — Three Scottsbluff auto dealership executives are in jail today, accused of selling vehicles they did not own.

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Toyota automobiles from Legacy Ford Lincoln Mercury Toyota in Scottsbluff were loaded onto trucks Monday night.
Legacy Auto Sales owner Allen Patch, 52, surrendered at a Tooele County jail this morning, Scottsbluff Police Capt. Kevin Spencer said.

Comptroller Rachel Fait, 37, had been arrested at her Utah home early in the evening.

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Rachel Fait
"She lives here in Tooele," Tooele County Sheriff Frank Park said. "They just went up to her house and found her."

Spencer confirmed General Sales Manager Rick Covello, 53, surrendered to Scottsbluff police this morning, at about 10 a.m., after meeting with his attorney.

Scotts Bluff County Chief Deputy John Childress said it is not known if Covello will appear in Scotts Bluff County Court yet today.

"We aren’t sure what the procedure will be," Childress said.

Felony theft charges were filed in Scotts Bluff County Court Wednesday against Patch and his senior managers Wednesday. The three are accused of packing up their belongings, loading up 81 new vehicles on trucks and leaving town.

According to Scottsbluff Police, 81 new Ford and Toyota vehicles were loaded on auto transport trailers from the dealership over the weekend and Monday evening. Childress said the vehicles, ranging from sedans to pickups, are valued at more than $2.5 million

Now that this thread has almost been turned into a fail all it's own; I'll try and salvage it.....

All I can say is.....I dunno, phale-safe?

Wasn't you that did it ;)

Have a mod clean it up.

Ditto..

previous post was about the bumper lookin car, the cat one would be ok if it was a diff color..!!!!!!!

It is a body of a cat. ;)

Oh. My. Lord. WTF, over.

This kid's mom is writing about his pen 15 issues (http://"http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-son-s-pen 15-problem-t55701.html")

I am fully accustomed to the sessions as is he. It is not a problem for me, and he thanks me nearly everyday for helping him. He never misses a session, even if it means missing his favorite things to do. He is very discipline on his own at being right there on every evening we had worked out for the week

There are so many things I want to say at the same time in response to that...and I cant choose one to actually say AAGGHH!!!
 
Wow. Why did you post that....and WHY did I read that. Why did I KEEP reading!? #*$@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not only trained in massage, but I will devote nearly two hours, three times a week on him, so he may someday be able to live a normal life and date girls.

this thread just got morbid.  That's disgusting, not funny.

although.. these 2 emoticons never felt more at home in a thread

:hick: :mullet:

Plus this one:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

Plus this one:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

http://jalopnik.com/5176055/30-epic-do+it+yourself-automotive-fabrication-failures

DADE CITY -- It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.

The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.

Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.

Assault with spoo syringe:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/17/home_insemination/

Film @ 11.....


OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'am suprised he has not been pulled over for the wing.

1987 Ford Mustang GT for SALE!!! Lots of Mods!!! - $3500 (Bound Brook, NJ)
Reply to: sale-bzvmr-1134658808@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-22, 12:14PM EDT


PICTURES COMING SOON!!!!!
IF INTERESTED CALL MY CELL AT (908) 239-7332
FEEL FREE TO LEAVE MESSAGE
IF I DONT PICK UP AND LEAVE UR NAME AND NUMBER THANK YOU.

$3,500 obo

302ci engine
5.0 Liter Stick shift
60,000 original miles
I am only the 3rd owner and had this Mustang for 1 1/2 year

Very fun car!!!
Really fast, especially on the straight aways!!!
Estimated 280hp to the rear wheels

Modifications:

Cold Air Intake System
Sony 1 disc CD Player (already wired for subwoofers including RCA's and compasiter)
Foot Pedal Covers
X Racing Floor Mats

Brand Wheels: Weld Racing Rims (4 lugs)
---Fronts are 15-inch rims, 3inch wide (drag racing) tires
---Rears are 15-inch rims, 10 inch wide (Better acceleration)

Exhaust System: Flowmaster
---Duel exhaust system
---3 inch exhaust tips coming out of the rear bumper
---2.5 inch pipes underneath the mustang
---X pipes are on it at the moment but stock cats are included fully functional for inspection if needed

Lights: Fog lights didn’t have lens but that is changed now
---Rear lights are euro style
---Fronts are stock

Hood: Twin Turbo Hood (name of it).
---Hood Pins: one is locking other just slides down to keep closed
Gauges: Aftermarket Oil Pressure Gauge to be more accurate.
Tint: 20% on the rear 3 windows.
Headers: Aftermarket (Not sure what type. I got the car with them on.)
Pulleys: Aftermarket (Not sure what type. I got the car with them on.)
Spark Plug Wire Set: upgraded from 7.5mm to 8mm blue wire set for spark plugs.
Gas Cap: has a locking key for it so no one screws with your engine.
Paint: Original was Maroon. It is now Grey.
Shocks: Duel Air Shocks in the rear. Stock shocks in the front.

    * Location: Bound Brook, NJ
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1134658808

Gas Cap: has a locking key for it so no one screws with your engine.

I am going to off link this picture because its NSFW and an image.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a185/Loki363987/1241569130342.jpg

I have a friend at work who had a kid with a girl his age @ 13 man, s$%t at 13 i was still playing that pokeman .

NOS.... It's whats for dinner!

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

Originally Posted by DirtyLt1
May have some reel problems now. I just went outside to mess with the car, to see if I could figure out what is going on. I check the oil and it smells funny. I went and pulled the containers out of the trash and found that I put two quarts of brake fluid in with the castrol. So now I have oil additive, Castrol and brake fluid in my engine. I will try and drain it out now and put good oil in it and see if it fixes the problem.

What did you clean it out with?

I used brake clean. I figured if it had brake fluid in it I should use that to get it out. I drained the oil, sprayed about 4 cans through it while turning the motor over at the crank bolt then drained it out and put more oil and about 2.5 quarts of lucas in it to thicken it up.

I did not change the filter because I thought it was new enough. Should I go back and change the filter? Do you think that is my problem?

Not quite as good as an LT1 full of brake fluid, but...
(http://www.dailywaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/3399560622_ac1559f927_o-500x377-450x339.jpg)

What the hell is keeping the front wheels on the ground?

Faith.

When I worked at a VW dealership they posted photos of this guy's car. His rear suspension came through the floor.

THE 'spider drawing' email prankster is back - and we've got our hands on his hilarious new wind-ups.

This time joker David Thorne is annoying a landlord and a gym boss with his cheeky replies.

Below we've got the transcripts from both - and they're brilliant.

teeheeeheee

http://jalopnik.com/5293868/youre-doing-it-wrong-painted-rotors-edition/gallery/

Phale-Stang to the rescue!!one!!

http://www.mustangblog.com/blog/1020993_ebay-the-testarosa-super-bird-mustang-gt-convertible

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ford-mustang-custom-project-car_W0QQitemZ270395553071QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item3ef4d4b52f&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A317|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318

(http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/testarosa-super-bird-mustang-gt_100182241_m.jpg)

That youtube vid is fake and planned.

then all of them are. That kid used to be made fun of all the time because of his online you tube blog. Everyone watched it to make fun of him.

Makes one wonder if the guys with the transmission self-swap just forgot to tighten some bolts or what? lol

I remember Beaterz, lmfao...a lot of funny shiznit there :rollin:

Saw this on another forum I visit...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJZsVbCu4Hk (http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJZsVbCu4Hk&feature=player_embedded")

This is a 2.5 INCH HIGH FLOW OFFROAD X pipe for Ford Mustang.

This is incredible peese of HOTROD AWESOMENESS
My car picked up over 80 hp when I uncorked these badboy cutouts.
I had to take this off, because I couldnt afford to keep putting rear bumpers on my ride.
Freakin poppin wheelies all over town.

If your not a HIGH HORSEPOWER TYPE guy.. dont bother buying this...
Its not for low hp posers.

All this can be yours.... just $49.99
Thats just 50 cents a horspower!  So much value.
Nawz cant even touch that !!

Just bolt it on and.......... PAH!!!!!! AWESOME WILL HAPPEN.

COMES AS PICTURED.
Pipe wrench not included.

Cliffs: I broke the key in the lug... Than broke a tap in the key ( tap =titanium) ... used all drill bits, easy outs.. nada.. worked.. soooo

Saw this on another forum I visit...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJZsVbCu4Hk (http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJZsVbCu4Hk&feature=player_embedded")

Here's the real story..

Grant knows Brynson (otownpj), they use to hangout like brothers, they were very close. Grant use to do yardwork and clean brynson's dads truck.. guess who the owner of the GT500 is? Brynson's dad.. Grant has broken all ties with brynson and his dad, when his dad called asking about this situation grant completely denied it and started yelling. We called Seminole County Sheriff's office and they came out and dusted for prints.. Grant already has prints from being in Juvy. We have the deer video and 2 other street racing video's being sent to the detective right now. Grant broke into brynon's dad's truck that he use to wash (knows the door #) stole the garage door opening and found the keys hidden in the garage. The last time the owner drove the GT500 it had 1300 miles on it. When SCCO looked, it has over 1700 miles.. grant has stolen this vehicle before and put over 400 miles on it. They guy is NEVER home. and travels 250+ days out of the year. I was at the house last night with Brynson, his wife, and his dads house-sitter. The mirror is dangling with no glass, the rear rim is sed up, the door is dented on the crease, and the rear quarter panel looks like chuck liddel knee'd it. Grant had no permission to ever touch the car, let alone break in to the garage and drive it. This man is NOT grant's father, he is also NOT brynson's brother. Grant is lying to everyone and the law is right behind him. In the mean time the garage door was disconnected, and the guy is at the house everyday incase grant comes back. I dont know how grant is gonna show you pictures of the fix because he will never be allowed on that property again. The only family grant has in florida is that obese whale he calls a mother and his sister.. his dad lives out in Colorado.

that is all.